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SATIRE – In an alternative universe Bill Gates has called for the withdrawal of all Covid-19 Vaccines

A note from The Editor – when we first published this article we should have made it clear at the beginning that it was satire rather than at the end. We did not do this and we apologise…

However, an investigation (which is entirely factual) into the shocking ties between Mr Bill Gates, Moderna, and the U.K. Medicine Regulator has now been published with explosive revelations into the real reason the Moderna injection has been given emergency authorisation for use in children. Please read it here and share it widely.

Thank you


Note – The following satire is fictional in that Mr. Gates has made no such speech and the Gates Foundation has not established any funds to compensate vaccine victims or to make available effective, inexpensive COVID-19 remedies. All the rest of the article is factual – W. Gelles

In a shocking announcement, Bill Gates, billionaire Microsoft co-founder and the major force behind the COVID-19 vaccines, called for all the COVID-19 genetic-based vaccines to be taken off the market immediately.

In an often anguished 19-minute televised speech, Gates said: “We made a terrible mistake. We wanted to protect people against a dangerous virus. But it turns out the virus is much less dangerous than we thought. And the vaccine is far more dangerous than anyone imagined.”

“These vaccines—Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca—they’re killing people left and right—and they’re injuring some people very badly,” Gates continued, waving his hands in the air at times for dramatic effect.

“The government’s own data shows us this is what’s happening. The CDC’s reporting system is showing, what?…around 13,000 deaths so far in the U.S. and over half a million adverse events. Well, we all know the reporting system is a sham.

“We know that VAERS [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System] captures only around one percent of what’s going on. So we’re talking over a million deaths from these Covid vaccines, and more than 60 million people with bad side effects.”

“This is not what we wanted. This is not acceptable,” Mr. Gates asserted.

Wall Street shares of all the major Covid vaccine companies plummeted by 20% to 30% as Mr. Gates announced that he was joining the urgent Citizen Petition filed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Children’s Health Defense organization calling on the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to immediately withdraw all the COVID vaccines from the market.

Gates continued: “Too many people who take these vaccines drop dead…one day, two days, five days after getting the shot. Other people suffer paralysis, blindness, convulsions, heart attacks, immune system collapse, blood clots, brain inflammation, lung or kidney damage, miscarriages, autoimmune disease, multiple organ system failure, permanent profound fatigue, and many other horrible problems.

“Of course, our Media Mouthpieces—I mean the mainstream news media, dismiss all these tragedies as ‘just a coincidence.'”

“The reason they say that,” Gates explained, “is because of what I did at Event 201, a Coronavirus Pandemic Simulation held in New York in October 2019 just a few weeks before we announced the actual pandemic. I got all the major newspapers, TV channels, and radio stations to agree to stick with the Official Narrative—‘the vaccines are safe and effective’—and to censor anybody who questions this line of BS.

“So the public never got to hear the evidence from hundreds of distinguished doctors and medical researchers who warned that the vaccines are dangerous and often lethal.” 

“That was a huge mistake on my part,” Gates maintained, looking weary and at times teary-eyed. “We never should have done that. People have every right to be well-informed, to get all the facts so they can make a rational decision.”

Changing the topic as if to elicit sympathy, Mr. Gates confided: “I’ve been going through a rough time and doing a lot of soul-searching since Melinda dumped me. This divorce has caused me to take a good hard look at myself. I don’t want to be remembered as a monster who killed millions of people through deadly vaccines. I am not a monster. I am not a mass murderer. I don’t want to be remembered as a mass murderer by my family, my friends, and my company.

“Some people have called me a sociopath or even a psychopath because of my visionary schemes to help humanity—like reducing global warming by spraying dust into the upper atmosphere, or releasing millions of genetically-modified mosquitoes to combat dengue and Zika virus.”

“Melinda didn’t understand my dreams. She didn’t understand my relationship with Jeffrey Epstein… It was purely a casual friendship and had nothing to do with having sex with underage girls. Jeff ran a blackmail ring for Mossad, Israel’s spy agency, and I would never be so dumb as to risk putting myself in a compromising position.”

“But getting back to these vaccines,” Mr. Gates shifted gears as he regained his composure, “These products quite frankly do not meet the legal or scientific definition of a vaccine. They’re highly experimental injections which genetically instruct a person’s body to manufacture zillions of spike proteins. The injected material travels everywhere through the bloodstream, and soon your whole body is making these damn spike proteins.

“Now, the whistleblowers were telling us for over a year that the spike protein is a pathogen—it’s toxic and it also creates blood clots and damages multiple organs. Well, it turns out they were absolutely correct.  And there’s other cutting-edge science in these vaccines that also turned out to be harmful, like a magnetic ingredient which turns people into human transmitters/receivers, but I am not at liberty to discuss these issues today, under the advice of legal counsel.”

“We thought we were doing some really cool things with these Covid vaccines—‘actually hacking the software of life,’ as my good friend Tal Zaks, Moderna’s Chief Medical Officer, once boasted.  But we went too far.  We blew it,” Gates confessed in a rare admission of defeat.

“Basically,” the Microsoft mogul conceded, “we tricked people into taking these vaccines. There was no need for them at all, since the COVID-19 respiratory virus is less deadly than the seasonal flu—and 99.9-plus percent of people recover spontaneously from infection with this virus within a few days.

“I supported the German research group which convinced the World Health Organization to accept the PCR diagnostic test as the ‘gold standard’—when any college student knows you can’t use the PCR test to diagnose for any disease.  But we ramped up the test to 35 or 40 cycles so that 95 percent of the people would get false-positives. I don’t know why I did that. Mea culpa,” Gates shrugged as he drank a glass of water.

“To sum up,” Mr. Gates said, waving his fingers in the air, “The vaccines do NOT confer immunity, they do NOT prevent transmission of the virus. They only claim to reduce mild symptoms in infected people, and they don’t do a good job of that either, despite the inflated statistics. Countless people who get the shot are later diagnosed with COVID-19 infection. Plus, there are many inexpensive, effective remedies that are widely used around the world to defeat COVID-19. There was no need for lockdowns or masks.”

“The whole thing is a farce, and I’m very, very, truly sorry,” Mr. Gates concluded as he dashed off the set without taking questions.

Shortly after his speech, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announced that it is setting up a special $50 billion fund in tandem with the vaccine manufacturers to provide fair and just compensation for Covid vaccine victims and their families. The Gates Foundation also announced it has set up a separate $50 billion fund to provide free ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, budesonide, Vitamins D, C, and B, zinc, pine needle tea, N-acetyl cysteine, and other remedies to anyone who requests these treatments.

Hydroxychloroquine is known to be very effective in fighting COVID-19, but in order for the FDA to grant “Emergency Use Authorization” to the risky “vaccines” which failed all previous clinical trials, there had to be no other effective treatments available. So the prestigious Lancet and New England Journal of Medicine published bogus research papers to discredit hydroxychloroquine. The articles, which used fabricated data, were later retracted, but by then they had accomplished their purpose and the fake vaccines were rolled out by President Donald Trump on an unsuspecting, badly informed public.

The Biden administration, which is relentlessly pushing for all Americans to get the dangerous injections, had no immediate reaction to Gates’s bombshell speech.  President Biden was reportedly asleep in the basement of his private home.

Note: The above satire is fictional in that Mr. Gates has made no such speech and the Gates Foundation has not established any funds to compensate vaccine victims or to make available effective, inexpensive COVID-19 remedies. All the rest of the article is factual – W. Gelles


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TheVorta
TheVorta
3 months ago

Not funny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
Reply to  TheVorta
3 months ago

I don’t think it’s meant to be funny As it says in huge headlines, it’s satire.

Harlequin
Harlequin
Reply to  Anonymous
3 months ago

The Huge Headlines did not mention satire this morning. Only changed when people mentioned not funding them any more

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Harlequin
3 months ago

What about not blackmailing them? I suggested two topics to investigate and publish. They were not. I didn’t understand as both were bombshells. Could it be because of some of you? I mean, not enough proof? How can they satisfy everyone?

I wish to read and know more about the findings of La Quinta Columna, orwell.city in English, they had new findings and in past they were right. One was, they measured ionising radiation (more places, more people), newest was they found out how that so debated nanochip works. I really wish to know more, even if one is true, the elite is finished, the hoax, too.
Same with Dr Robert O Young findings, analysis of 4 vaxxes.
And Karen Kingston testimonies or confirmations (ex Pfizer employee).

But I don’t want withdraw our support, because the articles here are good investigator works.

TheVorta
TheVorta
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

Agreed. However, I will err on the pessimistic side and say this: I just finished watching a news cast on the Gravitas youtube channel that talked about how Pfizer was asking Argentina and Brazil to give them military bases and other sovereign assets as colateral in exchange for their gene therapy tech.

And this got me thinking. Why go after military basis? And why are they so sure they can pull it off? That’s what I find worrisome. Because if most elected officials have skeletons in their closets that allow them to be blackmailed (Jeffrey Epstein style), and if the judicial system is compromised as well, then how on earth are we going to turn the tide before it is too late? (Forget about the media, which obviously is so far gone I don’t think there’s anything to be done about it short of getting rid of everyone from the CEO down to the line producer.)

It is one thing to be informed, and it is another altogether to be able to act in order to effect meaningful change. The latter is, I believe, what we should be focusing on now.

Again, I fear the window of opportunity is closing fast. I pray some insiders come forward and blow the proverbial whistle. Or the intelligence community together with the armed forces start moving as I don’t fancy myself living in the bush like the French resistance during World War 2. But if it comes to that, I’ll do it and I hope enough of you will have the backbone to do it as well.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Harlequin
3 months ago

It only changed when DE realised its readership are largely thick as bricks

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  TheVorta
3 months ago

Oh please! I can understand your anger because reading only the headline my heart almost jumped out, was so full of hope. We all desperately need that hope, the evil can’t win.
You hate the article because it played with your emotions. But to find it discrediting is a bit too much.
Read some Rappoport, very similar tech.

TheVorta
TheVorta
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

I am not sure what you are referring to. I only wrote ‘Not funny.’ I was not angry, just disappointed because I do not think that such a satire helps the cause. Nothing more.

Your next reply to me I also do not understand at all. Did I mention people or Gates’s portrait? Nope.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  TheVorta
3 months ago

No, just true. Every NORMAL people would behave like this. The portrait of Gates was perfectly painted. I rather liked it. We need truth!

Michael Schleifer
Michael Schleifer
3 months ago

I would urge you to mention it’s a satire

Andy
Andy
Reply to  Michael Schleifer
3 months ago

Yes at the start of the piece.

Harlequin
Harlequin
Reply to  Andy
3 months ago

First thing this morning it did not mention satire at the start of the piece, it has been changed after comments about it

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Michael Schleifer
3 months ago

Yes, you overestimated the intelligence of some of your readers. 🙂 I donated a couple of days ago and shall do again in a couple of days (Sept)

Sorcha
Sorcha
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

Imagine being so thick you can’t spot or understand satire?

I suspect some will be government shills, the thickest of all sub humanity

Andy
Andy
3 months ago

You won’t be needing an more funds after this. You have proven yourselves to be a complete joke and will lose most of your readers and sponsors after this stupidity!

Australia
Australia
3 months ago

i normally like you but this is shameful. From australia

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Australia
3 months ago

Look. Being from Australia is NOT shameful. It may not be the best, but not shameful. Can we agree on second rate?

GardenT
GardenT
3 months ago

I don’t find it funny, for a moment I thought this whole charade was all going to unravel. I also won’t be making any more donations. I rely on these articles for accurate news, not rubbish like the mainstream media report. What a shame that someone thought that was a ‘good idea ‘….

Anonymous
Anonymous
Reply to  GardenT
3 months ago

It’s a clever piece io satire actually and a good way of making a point without being sued for libel by Gates.

Harlequin
Harlequin
Reply to  Anonymous
3 months ago

This piece did not say satire at the begining of the headline and was changed after serveral comments

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Harlequin
3 months ago

If you have to explain it’s satire. either the satire is not very good or the reader(s) are as dumb as a bag of dung.

I’m going with the latter.

Jean
Jean
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

You think the readers are dumb. Check this youtube link. This idiot is running with the grenade with the pin pulled out.
https://youtu.be/DEvbixFkJd4

Tracey
Tracey
3 months ago

Why on earth would you publish this fiction??? You will be misleading the public, you’ve ruined your reputation for truth. Now we will never be able to accept any article that you print.

Carole Morris
Carole Morris
3 months ago

Is that meant to be funny? That was 5 jaw-dropping minutes of my life I’ll never get back. Thanks a bunch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
Reply to  Carole Morris
3 months ago

It’s SATIRE. Not comedy.

Harlequin
Harlequin
Reply to  Anonymous
3 months ago

You need to get up earlier, this morning this did not mention satire. Has been changed after rfeader comments.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Harlequin
3 months ago

Duh! Dumb as a bag of dung

Freeeeddooom
Freeeeddooom
3 months ago

If it is satire, it should be mentioned in the beginning. This was not funny at all.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Freeeeddooom
3 months ago

Is your comment satirical? Must be. Unless you too are as dumb as a bag of dung

Jim
Jim
3 months ago

I have regularly donated to Expose, but this article has really peed me off, it should have mentioned it was ‘satire’ at the start. NO part of the Covid – scam is funny, innocent people all over the world are losing their lives and getting severely injured from the Gates funded lethal jabs, with many more lives in the balance. Stick to the truth, that’s what my donations are for.

Jeannie Pontet
Jeannie Pontet
3 months ago

You have just lost the confidence of a lot of people that read your articles & donate.
This should have been exposed as satire at the very beginning, not a tiny footnote at the end.
You have disgraced yourselves with this article.
I’m so please I didn’t forward this to others.
I’ll not be following any more articles written by you.

Harlequin
Harlequin
3 months ago

Not at all funny, if you want to be taken as serious news, that we are funding you lot for, then grow up. This is far to serious for idiots to poke fun at. Have just funded you lot, prior to reading this crap, won’t be doing that again!!

ZombieNation
ZombieNation
3 months ago

An immediate apology & removal of this garbage from DE editor to all its readers & subscribers should take place. I agree with the comments & posting this nonsense doesn’t do anything for this sites credibility

Glen
Glen
3 months ago

Stupid article and only damages reputation

Kin
Kin
3 months ago

This is exactly why I don’t donate to anyone, you just can’t trust anyone in this world.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Kin
3 months ago

They have to feed their families and they work for it. People just love to get everything for free.
As about donations, I almost sorry I donated to Dolan (‘s case) and the ‘Coronavirus Act is null and void’ – they reached almost nothing, we lost a year hoping that legal way can help.

No one will save us, only true info distributed fast could.

Many (troll?) here complained they read only the headline. Then what’s the point of put real investigator work into an article?

sane
sane
3 months ago

Oh my. Really? I can’t understand why you’re all so upset. You can’t have really believed it. Even the headline is obviously made up. And why are others upset because it’s not full of boring endless numbers? I should say that the fact that there’s so many comments means more people read it, and maybe some of them could see the point and woke up. For years I’ve been using the self same method to explain things to people. If you take something that involves two groups and switch them, and it makes no sense, then it makes no sense the other way around either. For example, if china had warships floating off the coast of britain would it be ok? No? Then it’s not ok for the uk to have warships floating off the coast of china. If the afghans had troops marching through the uk shooting whoever they didn’t like would that be ok? No? Then it’s not ok for the uk to have troops marching through afghanistan. It doesn’t matter what the excuse is. It’s not ok. This is just the same. It’s shows that what gates is doing is mad, because if you put the opposite words into his mouth he appears sane (in an much as he ever could be sane).

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  sane
3 months ago

I agree with you. Anyone who put some time to know Gates (know your enemy!) must have realised after the first paragraph that it can’t be true. But a true portrait of this criminal, evil man.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

Exactly

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  sane
3 months ago

you’re wasting your breath talking to people who are dumber than a bag of dung. Duh!

Tracey
Tracey
3 months ago

How many other articles have been fiction?? We rely on you for the truth.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Tracey
3 months ago

Wow, why didn’t all of you were so upset when they published an article about the Barcode of Life? Can we believe only to Celeste Someone? Most of you didn’t even bothered to comment on it. So why are you so upset now?

I don’t want ‘filtered’ news, I gave up on UK Column because of it, they also wrote some excellent articles, true investigator pieces at the beginning, now they are lukewarm water, long, boring, 0 bombshell – we are in danger, distributing ‘bombshell’ info quickly must be a priority even if it is disturbing for first. Gates wants to vaccinate your kid in a couple of days. And you are upset to read about his true character?

When the enemy (the controlled opposition) tries to buy you dictating what and how you can publish…

Must be your choice.

Last edited 3 months ago by Gundel
Sorcha
Sorcha
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

the pedo ring rats have had their snoopers watching this website just waiting to spring up and attack. Inbreeds of the synagogue of satan are so transparent. HM mass murdering J e w i s h pedo ring HQ must be sh*tting themselves.
Even traitor fraud royal rat Willie the suspected bar steward son of x King Carlos of Spain and his partner in incest Katie the paper mache Diana are thinking about moving to Windsor castle pretendingit’s to help help traitor queenie with her duties (like daily treason robbing us blind and making sure she installs a mass murdering j e w i s h traitor in downing street to kike and kill us.
the reality is it’s the best of OUR castles to protect the family of evil greedy pedo j e w parasitic fraud royal rats from what they are long overdue; a nice slow acting dose of midazolam lethal injection for the whole rotten lot of them like they authorised for the elderly.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Tracey
3 months ago

Go back to sleep Tracy

Zoe
Zoe
3 months ago

If I could report you for spreading lies, I would.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Zoe
3 months ago

I put years to investigate vaccines and animal health mainly but one discovery led to another. Which part was a lie exactly?
Go read the UKcolumn’ articles on who decide about the UK’ lockdown. Just to know more about the depth of corruption.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Zoe
3 months ago

Why don’t you hook up with Tracy. Two dumb as ditchwater peas in a pod.

LynnArmy
LynnArmy
3 months ago

How dare you joke! Something so serious! I just donated , wish I hadn’t… you have just lost millions n millions, people, followers n money! Goodbye!

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  LynnArmy
3 months ago

HOW DARE YOU!!

Are you related to Greta?

Jack
Jack
3 months ago

Pathetic! I won’t ever trust you as a source again

Jeremy
Jeremy
3 months ago

Have you lost your minds? Remove this post immediately.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Jeremy
3 months ago

Getting rather funny. 🙂

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

Yes, I’m claiming a new keyboard from DE, this one’s covered in tea.

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

You are as psychotic as Gates himself for publishing this crap!

Sol
Sol
3 months ago

You should put an apology at the start of your satire, and write (satire) in brackets before its title.
Suffering people, and specially those with heart conditions caused by this so called vaccine, do not deserve the heart hake of its ending.
Also, some one reading the headline without reading the full article, will spread this information giving the right to some to call them lier.

Apologize to your readers and make the corrections.

Nick
Nick
3 months ago

If you’d not figured it was satire by the time you got to “ive been going through a rough time since Melinda Dumped me”
And that line didnt flag up in your brain then you deserve to be laughed at. This isnt the 1st untruthful article from Daily Expose, they have loads as they are part of the game to discredit real truthers and critical thinkers.

Stop reading this bullshit, anything that asks you for your money is a scam! Just like the plandemic.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Nick
3 months ago

They most likely shared fortune and responsibility, but it weird enough they run such a big show about their divorce.

Amanda
Amanda
3 months ago

Disgraceful . . . . SHAME ON YOU. I will no longer be supporting you . . .

rwxrwx
rwxrwx
3 months ago

What a weak piece and shameful click bait only mentioning at the very end it’s satire. Good job shooting down your own credibility with these flat out fake pieces while begging for donations everywhere.

Colin
Colin
3 months ago

Come on! It was obviously satire. Not sure why so many are getting so upset about it. It illustrates a point very well, in my opinion. And most people who read these articles are not the mainstream media reading general public, sadly.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Colin
3 months ago

Because they are mostly trolls. You donate or not but you don’t blackmail the editors what to write for your money. At this point Daily Expose must decide to accept money (even big money who knows?) or remain true to write the truth. If they can’t do it openly it’s OK to do it in this way.

Gates will ‘vaccinate’ your child in no time, many still asleep, just have a look what has happened in Australia. People must be warned in a way or another.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Colin
3 months ago

Colin you’re talking to retards.

downvote
downvote
3 months ago

untruthful? get yourself a dictionary. can you find ‘satire’?

“I’m a critical thinker” (and so more important and generally ‘better’ than everyone else). ha.

anything that asks you for money… i’d agree that most are… but so are all those others that you read – all the corporate sites for example, not to mention the government (who you absurdly believe)… is this site? who knows? you certianly don’t, any more than I do. but perhaps it’s because I’m not a ‘critical thinker’…

please click the button below to downvote me.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  downvote
3 months ago

Reading these comments now I understand how we could end up living in such a tyranny where we lost our freedom, even the freedom on our bodies!
Most of you are either troll or totally brainwashed, Darwin prize winner. Sorry. You are the real problem.

Sarah
Sarah
3 months ago

Shameful, I am still trying to undo the damage this misleading article caused. Raising hope then dashing it is the tactics used to destroy morale. I will have difficulty trusting the Daily Expose now. At least apologise and show you mean it or lose your readers and subscriptions

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 months ago

If you look at RFKs website about saving the children from vaccines and read the description for the book he has written about Fauci you find out that Fauci has had 6.1 BILLION dollars given to him to gain co operation from all the necessary parties around the world to ensure the vaccines get trialed on humanity

Last edited 3 months ago by Anonymous
BlackSheep
BlackSheep
Reply to  Anonymous
3 months ago

I think the website you refer to is Children’s Health Defense.

In the UK, ukfreedomproject.org has some good information and resources too – todays article (29/8/21) “Help to prevent covid-19 vaccination of children” is from them.

Also see Doctors for Covid Ethics.

Also – do what I’ve done and get some stickers printed with website names/basic information – the more mainstream-sounding the better – and share them around at your local Stand In The Park ( see Facebook for that) on Sunday mornings. Stick them on lampposts, parking meters, notice boards, park benches, public loos, tops of public litter bins, handrails, everywhere. Especially in places that are used by a lot of people, like car parks, shopping centres, parks.

A little red dot sticker or a line of red magic marker or highlighter will make them stand out more and is cheaper than colour printing.

People need to know where to find information and resources.

Joan
Joan
3 months ago

This article is in poor taste. It would be reason alone to remove the Daily Expose from the various social media platforms. I have donated to the Daily Expose, but I’m not sure I will continue. What is needed is calm, steady, corrective reporting of facts, not … this.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Joan
3 months ago

They might have school aged children you know. And I have pets to protect from an other poisonous vax in the name of covid this time. They were right and good to see where your priority is these days, bad taste, OMG

Alex
Alex
3 months ago

I have donated in the past – never again after this pathetic attempt at ‘satire’, you’ve lost a supporter. I hope the ‘genius’ who thought this up is pleaded with the result.

LGX2
LGX2
3 months ago

I woke up, checked my phone, and found this (before it said “satire” in the title) and instantly shared it with a few vaccine-believing sheeple. Now regretting it.

Zelda
Zelda
3 months ago

Glad you retitled. O thought it was oiyrsgeous and was svteong and.jolletimh as it ess.u eprdd iny Yriyh Saying
Eben tho I knew it could not be yrur I had hope. Stupid me thpighy heighy be trying to save himself fr be

Ok not neimg to ser.my coeny id RRSLLU TOVLIMHR OGG
I fpnsyed ssich as i could ft vanada
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webtrekker
webtrekker
3 months ago

I can’t believe you still haven’t removed this shit from your site and apologised.

Belatedly adding the word ‘SATIRE’ to the title of a fake news item that has already caused so much anger and damge is a kick in the teeth to all of your loyal visitors and paying subscribers.

SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  webtrekker
3 months ago

Which part is fake?

Amanda
Amanda
Reply to  webtrekker
3 months ago

Totally AGREE !
What was the point of an article like that . . . ?
MUPPETS

Pissed off
Pissed off
3 months ago

Donate?
You have destroyed all trust in your organization.
Pack it up and close shop.
Let ethical organizations use the bandwidth you’re wasting.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Pissed off
3 months ago

Like? I must have learn Spanish it looks as if it carry like this I must rely on the La Quinta Columna and maybe Stew Peters.
In past Rappoport was good, very good. Now he is lukewarm, avoiding sensitive topics, he wouldn’t debate on the role of 5G in this or hardly wrote about graphene oxide. The 2 CORE points, the real reason why they want a needle to every arms. Icke is a bit better, but a bit…slow on these types of news and he discredited himself – a sort of – with riding on scales. UKColumn lost his teeth, the Light is good (I also support them but they more easy to read printed).

It’s a race. We need to know the truth to survive if it is even possible. You are the problem! They can pay as many trolls as they want, using our taxes, financing the 77.

Last edited 3 months ago by Gundel
Sorcha
Sorcha
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

all these whining brain dead trolls who are too thick to spot obvious satire suddenly popping up is a sure sign of the mass murdering pedo rats in control sh*tting themselves and so they should be

Amanda
Amanda
Reply to  Pissed off
3 months ago

👍

Lynda Corns
Lynda Corns
3 months ago

Omg thought this was real…for a start, till i read it again. Agree with others on here…..not a joke

Bill gates
Bill gates
3 months ago

this article is almost completely false,

1 I dumped melinda, and not the other way around.
Only reason why I married the ugly cun t, was to get Warren Buffet on board in my main money laundering business/foundation.

2 I never give something for nothing.
Look at my profit from the vaccines, if you don’t want to believe me.

3 I am a spoiled and self centered brat billionaire which wants to be remembered in history for being the first ever man responsible for the death of “billions” as well as for the enslavement of the survivors.

4 stop complaining about the vaccines/electromagnetic-platform my people/mercenaries are installing in you.

It will insure you a quick death by EMP when we decide we have jabbed enough of you.

Your sacrifice is needed for me to achieve my personal goal of becoming the god of evil, and at the same time, insure the end of global warming.

Now run to take your booster shot, and do not forget to update your app, along with your android and pc.

And foremost don’t forget to turn on your track and trace app so that I can see where you are.

So, put your mask on, do not talk to your friends, read, watch and follow the guidance of the main stream media and don’t worry, cocacola and microsoft will be with you till your end.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Bill gates
3 months ago

Bravo! 😀

bill Gates
bill Gates
Reply to  Gundel
3 months ago

Yes dear, and now repeat with me.
Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commie are naughty, Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commie are naughty Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commies are naughty Comirnaty Communists are naughty Comirnaty Comi are naughty Comirnaty Commie are naughty.Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commie are naughty, Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commie are naughty Comirnaty Commie are naughty, Comirnaty, Commies are naughty Comirnaty Comis are naughty Comirnaty Comi are naughty Comirnaty Commie are naughty Communists are naughty.

Do this every morning when you first open you eyes, at lunch during your meal, at dinner, and finally in bad, once with your eyes open, and twice with them close.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  bill Gates
3 months ago

Hahaha!

bill Gates
bill Gates
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

If you think it’s funny or that I am lying, have a look at my latest “patent 060606”

Now
Take jour injection and pray to me.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Bill gates
3 months ago

Love it Bill! But careful as the Muppets will take it for real

Sol
Sol
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

This is as real as it gets.

Now repeat with me this words and learn.

If something seams insane it is not, it is called “the new normal.

Ecology is terrorism,

Antifa is fascism.

Fear is porn, and porn is fear, “so stop masturbating”

Gene modifying and altering technology is called vaccine.

Track and trace does not mean track and trace, but saving you from your self.

Also

Defund the police is good, so that no one can arrest me,

Privatize the police and the world, great idea, so I can buy it

Remember also, global warming is not the fault of the industry.

Covid does not means Cov-id program.

Mass hypnosis is called social distance, or not, well forget about that one, you are not supposed to think about it.

Any how

Now ware your mask, take your chems, get your booster, turn on the app and go back to sleep.

bill gates
bill gates
Reply to  Sol
3 months ago

Some technical glitch
Should have been signed bill Gates.
Now go back to sleep.

Sorcha
Sorcha
Reply to  Bill gates
3 months ago

HQ trolls are so thick they’ll prolbaby believe that’s from pedo ring bill too. LOL

Sarah
Sarah
3 months ago

Blimey! Chill, people. You don’t read the Onion, or Private Eye, or TCW, or Babylon Bee? You don’t watch J. P. Sears?
All that the Daily Exposé did was take a leaf from their books and write a satirical article to make a very valid point about what a psychopath Gates must be NOT to care about the harm being caused.
The Daily Exposé trusted their readership to have enough common sense to read the article to the end and see that sadly it is satirical. Looks like DE’s readership let them down, not the other way around.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Sarah
3 months ago

trusted their readership to have enough common sense”

BIG mistake, that!!!!!

Dumb as ditchwater

Sorcha
Sorcha
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

Is boris renting your ar*e by the hour or is it per bj?

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Sarah
3 months ago

I would love to read their comments on movies like the Idiocracy, Wag the Dog, Thank you for your smoking.
Or even just about Brian’s Life or You’ve rang Mylord.
What’s wrong with ‘everyone’? Education, new ‘normal’ education?

Prince
Prince
3 months ago

People are distressed and dying, there is no funny stuff about it when in these dark times …

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Prince
3 months ago

I’m distressed with laughing too much early in the morning. Stop it, my sides are aching!

Bill
Bill
3 months ago

This is an egregious use of “journalism” which sabotages the integrity of this website. The juvenile smart ass responsible for this needs to be dismissed forthwith. We can do without people like this trying to be clever, satire is totally inappropriate here and may be misconstrued by some people, and falls right into the hands of those trying to besmirch us.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Bill
3 months ago

You are right but then please tell me a working, good method to wake up the masses and stop genocide. Your ideas exactly…?

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  Bill
3 months ago

Bill, I’m going to look up ‘egregious’ then totally demolish your post. Stand by.

Bill
Bill
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

Still waiting, Knucklehead.

Quinn
Quinn
3 months ago

I was sprayed in the face by an NHS Doctor overdosed too…i found x2 petrleum byproduct polypropylene medical implants that propagate infection with antibiotic resistant biofilm . I get turned away from hospitals told im ok…..i feel the pain its torture …they want me silenced as i exposed the carehomes full of no ionformed consent implant victims….this is global….big pharma inplanting during operations ..they use just to close up with too. Stop themprofiting from creating long term illness and death…..

Angela
Angela
3 months ago

This article is irresponsible and just ruined your credibility.

Peli
Peli
3 months ago

Its a fact that NEWS are news (and satire) until proven to be true. Theres no difference in putting the word satire at the front, end, or not at all…it remains satire. This is just to wake up those who think that when a news is termed as ‘expose’, it is a truth definitely and not satire. Wake up guys.

Anyway, thanx to expose…all these could be truth after all

kiwi
kiwi
3 months ago

please remove the advertisers from the comments section
did not bother reading this fiction, this is a news site ,,,,no ?

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3 months ago

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marra
marra
3 months ago

I got excited for nothing.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  marra
3 months ago

I know the feeling marra. Happened to me last night but she turned over (and not in a good way)

marra
marra
3 months ago

OK, I am sure that The Daily Expose didn’t realise the impact this would have on their readers, perhaps an apology is due and this article taken off.Your readers turn to you for news and information that we do not get elsewhere, why tarnish your image and reputation with such an article , bring up peoples hopes and only dash them mercilessly.

Anonybus
Anonybus
Reply to  marra
3 months ago

marra looks like yours is the last post and I want to thank you for the best early morning (for me) belly laugh I’ve had in a long time. I larfed mercilessly till my ribs hurt, dash it..

You are a sweetie!

Cee
Cee
3 months ago

Wth?
Not a time for satire with all thjs disinformation. Seriouslt

Anonybus
Anonybus
3 months ago

I’m reading this at 6AM. Now, to be honest I’m not at my best at 6AM and generally not in the mood for a good laugh.

However, I scrolled through the comments, first in disbelief then with increasing hilarity, nearly falling out of my chair and spilling my tea.

Are you people for real? Are you so stupid you have to have an OBVIOUSLY satirical piece preceded by a disclaimer that IT’S SATIRE?

Looks like it. And that’s more sad than funny. What ever happened to the British (and I’m assuming many/most are British readers) sense of fun? Are you so dumbed down that you no longer recognise satire when it just about kicks you in the goolies?

British writing – TV & radio especially – is full of satire – it’s what they do better than most (think Germans and other fairly dour races in that part of the World).

I read this article after the disclaimer had been inserted because of the reaction by all you Muppets. There should have been NO NEED for that disclaimer. The satire was obvious from the start. But it seems not to Dumb – and his brothers & sisters, Much Dumber.

Get a life.

Gundel
Gundel
Reply to  Anonybus
3 months ago

Exactly. My guess is that the last ones of this nation who understood these kind of pieces were already killed by vax or Midazolam.
The new generation should stick to watch Disney.

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